Hey haven't seen you in a while

It's been a while since I have posted on here, and I guess I have some explainging to do.

First off, it's not that I didn't want to post, it's just that I didn't have anything to write about. I could go off on tangents about how people piss me off, but that wouldn't get me anywhere. But speaking of people that piss me off, I have noticed a certain group of drivers that I will dub "Hypocrite Drivers" or "HD's" for short.

These fuckin HD's are the people that drive on your ass when traveling on the freeway, but get behind them on the side streets and they drive like fuckin 18 in a 35. It drives me fuckin crazy. Seriously, I can't fuckin stand it. These people are in such a hurry on the highway that, i guess, when they got off, they are ahead of schedule so they don't see the need to drive the speed limit.

But anyway, I don't want to get angry at these people becasue what is the point of that? Why waste my precious time in getting all huffy about it. Those fuckin jerks. And they act like they can't see you behind them, but you know they can. I can see their fuckin eyes looking back as I wave a nice gesture or two in their direction.

So what do they do then? They fuckin slow down. BASTARDS!

Ok, I'm better. Don't want to talk about that anymore because thats not the point of this post. The point of this post is to reflect on my past. To try and think about my life and how I am doing. My best friend just had a fuckin whopper of a situation thrown on his lap and he handled it pretty well, given the situation. But it's not over yet. There has yet to be a night of drinking to mark this occasion. Maybe next weekend will be that time. Which brings me back to what I had originally wanted to say.

I am a shy person. I know this, my good friends also know this. That said, when a friend of mine gets together with someone he or she likes, I usually don't think anything about it until I meet them. My first impressions are usually right. I have been known to make a mistake here and there, but not likely. I usually tell my friends what I think and thats usually it. They can listen all they want, it's just my opinion. But the thing that kills me most is when I do have a bad first impression and I tell my friend and then it comes true. I hate having this gut instinct that usually tells me what I don't want to hear. Anyway, this post is making me look like I am full of myself, but if you knew me, I am not.

On a lighter note, I think car companies should make extra strength front bumpers on cars so that if some jerkoff is going really slow in front of you, you can ram them. I couldn't tell you how many times that thought has crossed my mind. I mean if I had my old car, the original "BOBSMK1", I wouldn't think twice about ramming that asshole talking on their cell phone.

What a weird post this was. This is what happens when I start to write something and have no idea what I am gonna write about. This is how my brain works. Random thoughts interrupted by random anger for shitty drivers. Thats fucked up.

I hope this has been informative for you folks.

Whoever is reading this remember, what a good breakfast pickles make.

Like, You Know, Like, Yeah That's Hot

This is the face of our future. FUCK!

My buddy and I went to lunch today, like we normally do during work. I ordered my food and he ordered his. I found a booth and put my stuff there, then headed up to get a drink. What I didn't notice until after it was pointed out to me, was the fact that in the next booth there were 5 teenage girls. Fuck. Teenage girls piss me off. Not only are they loud, but they also giggle way too much. Anyway, back to my first rant. Oh yeah, the language that was coming out of their mouths was ridiculous. Let me give you an example:

Teenage Girl # 1: So, like, he said this and like I was like yeah and then he was like so, and I was like like you know. (insert giggles here)

Teenage Girl # 2: I totally understand, like what you are like talking about like, yeah (insert more irritating fuckin giggles here)

I looked at my buddy and we both start to laugh. Then he came to a conclusion on why these girls were talking like that. Paris Fucking Hilton! The "NEW MTV" generation at it's finest. It's because of people like Paris Hilton, todays' youth is dumb. But this problem can't totally, like be blamed on like these celebrities. Like, what about, like the people that, like make them famous. Fuck! They like got me. Fuck! Got me again.

Think of some of the shit that is on TV and ask yourself why is it on TV? I was like totally watching VH1 the other day and saw an episode of "Flavor of Love" or whateve it's called. Man, that show is garbage. But it was the only thing on at the time, so I watched it. I could have shit out a better show than that. But that is just my point. That show is just one of a million other shows just like it. So what else is there to watch? Nothing good.

We need to blame the producers of these shows as well as the dumbass celebrities that appear on them. Now when a good show comes along, like "Freaks & Geeks" or "Firefly", it gets cancelled. Forever gone from our lives. All we have are the old episodes that we have watched 50,000 times already. Wait, what's that. They have a show called "My Sweet 16" on MTV. Oh my god, thats like totally awesome like yeah. Have you ever watched that show. I don't think there is a decent person on that show. The 16 yeard old girls are fuckin stupid, along with their "I will do anything for you" god damn retarded parents. And then other teenage girls watch this shit and want to be like them. It makes me sick.

So what can be done about this stupidity epidemic going around? I don't know, i'm not a fuckin scientist. But I do know that if this trend about like yeah like so totally cool like people are on TV, then I am going to be reading an awful lot of books. I am dumb enough, I don't need Paris Hilton to help get dumber.

Awesome, Who Framed Roge...What the FUCK!

Close your eyes.

Imagine it is Christmas morning and you are 7 years old. There is only 1 gift from Santa that you have been looking forward to all night. You see a package that looks like it might be the gift. Butterflies start turning in your stomach as you get excited about opening it up. You know what it is, but you don't want anyone else to know. You grab the present and start to tear into it, only to find out that it's not what you thought.

I had this happen to me when I was 7. That year, Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out on VHS. I wanted it so bad because it was the movie to have at that time. Everyone else was getting that for Christmas, so why would I think differently. I remember waking up that morning, so excited to get to watch that movie, that that was the first present I looked for.

I found a package sticking out of my stocking that resembled a VHS tape wrapped up. Butterflies are starting to fly around in my stomach. I grab it and start to open it up. Now the movie had been out for a while and I knew what the box looked like. But the more I opened up this present, the more I noticed that it didn't look like WFRR.

WHAT THE FUCK IS LAND OF FARAWAY?!

That is what this box said on it, instead of WFRR. I didn't believe it at first. I looked at my mom and asked her where WFRR was. She didn't get it for me. She got THE LAND OF FUCKING FARAWAY instead! She said it looked neat.

NEAT. ALL I GET IS NEAT. FUCK THAT!

If you ever want to crush a kid, get them THE LAND OF FUCKING FARAWAY for Christmas. I watched that movie once and I have no idea what it is about. I still have it to this day. You would think that I would have destroyed it the first chance that I got, but no. I kept it as a reminder of how shitty a Christmas gift could be.

So if you are out and you happen to see this gem of a movie, get for someone you don't like. It will make you feel better inside, just to know that you gave them a shitty gift. I wonder if this movie would be a good wedding gift? What do you think Gallick?

What it would be like

I watched a documentary on HBO yesterday called "Shot in the Dark". It was about this guys search for his father. He was doing this to see what he missed out on in life. It got me thinking, which sometimes shouldn't be done. Anyway, would I be different if my parents had stayed together? I don't know how to answer this except for the fact that when my parents got divorced and I moved away with my mom, I met the best friends a person could ask for. They had a huge effect on why I am the way I am. Of course now that I am a little older, I don't talk to most of them, just the ones who are my true friends. So by thinking about that, I think that I wouldn't be the same person I am today without the divorce. I think I would be more of a loner. You see, my dad and I didn't get along to well. IF my parents would have stayed together, I don't think that I would have had the opportunities that I had growing up. Sure, I would have learned how to shave from him, but I did that on my own. I also could've had my first beer with him, but I did that with my friends. It's just the little things that I kind of missed out on. Things like having your dad shake your hand after he found out your were finally a man, or him being there on the day you graduate high school. You know, the little stuff. Am I upset about this? Not as much as you might think. I know that I have issues that come from this, but everyone has issues. Everyone has their own little quirks that makes them different. Mine just happens to be this. But what I realized from the show last night is that if I ever want to resolve whatever issues I may have, I am going to have to be the bigger man and make the first step. Well actually it would be my second step to his none, but who is counting.

Drama: Everyone's Favorite

I have noticed in my short existence on Earth that drama can be found anywhere. It wrecks friendships, marriages and families. Most of the time it is unwanted, some people can never escape it and it's just wrong in general. I am not going into specifics here, but I am going to throw my views on it out there. If we all know drama can cause some serious shit, then why does drama always seem to happen. I know that there is always going to be drama, but some people just seem to invite it into their lives. Or vise versa, some people just like to start drama where it isn't needed. Drama was one of the major downfalls in my last relationship. I remember fighting over stupid little things that just tore us apart. Now believe me when I say that wasn't the only reason for that relationships' demise, there were other factors. But drama had a huge part in it. I think about that all the time. Do we really need drama in life? The answer is yes. The reason we need it: I don't know. I hate it. I hate fighting. But yet, it happens all the time.

Time for a change, go out to the bar!

I am not one to go out to the bars all the time. In college it was the thing to do. But that was college. Now going to a bar every once in a while is a good thing. You get to see people you haven't seen in a while, like your old friend from high school who you hated, but now they just want to talk to ya. You also get to hear the lastest Dixie Chicks song, which I am a huge, huge fan of. Plus, I don't know about you, but I love buying random chicks' drinks all night. Most of the time when I don't go the the bar, I enjoy hanging with my friends, drinking at one of their places. This can be extremely fun too. You are always around people you like, music of your choice, most of the time, and drinking games that no one would ever get sick of. EVER! THE best is when one of us gets pissed at their significant other and takes it out on the rest of us for no reason. This happens quite often. Which is why I say, " Lets go to the bar".